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One ant was running across an unopened from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".

How do fireflies lose weight They burn from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

Q What did the Pink Panther say from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How can you make a moth ball from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

A mother moth was telling her baby from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."

What did one mosquito say to another from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

Why are mosquitoes annoying Because they get from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call A Tale of from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird The dragonfly from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

What insect lives on nothing A moth from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

If a flea and a fly pass from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race Ready from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

Surveyor This house is a ruin I from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

What is the wasps favorite song Just from Flashcomment Insect jokes Jokes
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.